Shipping

wiseelvenaristocrat4961:

Me: oh how cute, look at the adorable main.
*attractive character arrives*
Me: what a beautiful and well thought out character!
*attractive character interacts with main for a split second*
Me: w-what is this?
*main smiles briefly at attractive character*
Me: I recognize this feeling.
*main mentions attractive character in passing*
Me: oh no… I ship it.
*falls deep down the shipping rabbit hole*
Me: I proudly ship these two characters and they have my blessing to be together forever and all other related pairings can sink like the titanic. Long Live This OTP!